I love fighting, but I hate the bruises.

Bake sales...so much work for very little payoff. Stupid landlords...so much work for very little security deposit returned.

Apparently I am part of a generation of liars. Apparently if I am 20-something and you are 60-something, you are allowed to rip me off and there's nothing I can do because I am young and stupid and you are old and well, stupider. Generation of Liars? What does that even mean? At least I'm not part of a generation of greedy, maniacal, self-serving morons who try to take everything from a couple of "20-somethings" just trying to put food on their table and pay off their wedding debt. I think their cat shelter is a front for some type of illegal cat-fighting operation. I'll look into it and get back to you.

Please help a girl out and come to her garage sale/bake sale!! I need friends.

License, what license?

So, in New York driver's licences are good for like 18 years before they expire. However, that is not the case in pay-me-$24-every-month-Ohio. I swear, since I've gotten an Ohio driver's license several years ago, I've had to get a new one about every time I blink. So, like 5 times. And- the pictures always turn out fuzzy! So, if say, I happen to travel to someplace exotic, like Albany for example, door people always think that it's a fake. I just want my whiskey, now leave me alone.

Vegan definition of the day: Cumbersome- burdensome, unwieldy, clumsy. Also, Jon's favorite 90's song of the moment.

Band plug of the day: Come see crazy new vegan band "Amino Acidz" play the song "Cumbersome" semi-decently.

For those of you concerned for my safety, my arm is healing nicely, please do not call animal control.

We cancelled DirectTV, so I started a Blog...

Blog Number One: Life without Cable TV...or any TV for that matter.

What the heck DirectTV? They are trying to charge us $150.00 to cancel our cable and we didn't even break anything. They cancelled Passions (for those of you who don't know what that is, go to http://nbc.com/passions), so now we want to cancel DirectTV service. Simple story: we hate them.

Moral: Do not sign up for DirectTV ever.

Now, that I got that out, here's my story.
So, I'm trying to invent my own vegan baking company, Jenny Gym Shorts. Technically all I have so far is a garage sale and possible bake sale. But it's a work in progress. So I wanted to put up vegan recipes and photos and junk on this blog, but everybody's already done that.

Maybe I'll just write about stupid stuff. My cat, Raisin, did attack my arm today. I heard ripping flesh and everything. And this is the cat who's declawed in front... (Note to viewers: I do not condone the declawing of cats, this was out of my jurisdiction.)

Hmm, what other stupid stuff happens in my life. Not much, but soon I will get to share exciting garage sale stories....ooooh I bet you can't wait. Let me just warn you now, there may be brief nudity.

Hooray!